It's Ok I'm A Mechanical Engineer

The eternal battle between perfectionism and practicality! Electrical engineers sobbing uncontrollably at the mere suggestion of using pre-made solutions while the rest of the engineering world casually drops in an Arduino and calls it a day. The electrical engineer's soul is physically wounded by the thought of not designing custom PCB boards from scratch—it's like suggesting a gourmet chef use instant ramen. Meanwhile, other engineers are living their best lives in plug-and-play paradise. This is why project timelines mysteriously triple whenever an EE joins the team!

Engineering students using calculators for basic addition isn't laziness—it's trauma response ! When you've spent hours calculating partial differentials and triple integrals, you start doubting your ability to add 7+5 without making a catastrophic error. Meanwhile, business students are confidently doing simple math in their heads while engineers triple-check that 2+2 actually equals 4. The calculator becomes your emotional support device—because one misplaced decimal in engineering means a bridge collapses, while in business it's just called "creative accounting"! 🧮✨

Someone skipped their basic physics classes! This genius proposal to hang a skyscraper upside-down from an asteroid combines the impracticality of tethering to a moving celestial body with the sheer impossibility of materials science. Even if we ignore the asteroid's orbit (which we can't), the tensile strength required would make spider silk look like wet toilet paper. But hey, at least the CEO is quoting Wayne Gretzky via Michael Scott, because nothing says "sound engineering" like motivational quotes from a hockey player filtered through a fictional paper company manager. Next proposal: using unicorn hair as elevator cables!

Physics students rejecting CBD (cannabidiol) but swooning over FBD (free body diagrams). The natural state of a physics student is to ignore recreational substances and instead experience euphoria when calculating forces on a rigid body. Nothing quite like the high of decomposing vectors and solving for equilibrium conditions. Some of us still have nightmares about forgetting to include friction in our calculations.

The eternal physics vs. engineering rivalry in its natural habitat! These physicists are literally forming a circle jerk to congratulate themselves on their theoretical superiority while wearing shirts with their own faces on them. Talk about academic narcissism at its finest! Meanwhile, engineers are out there making things that actually work instead of debating whether cats in boxes are simultaneously alive and dead. The academic hierarchy is a flat circle... much like the Earth according to some YouTube "researchers" these physicists probably argue with on weekends.

The engineering pipeline in three stages of enlightenment! First we have the rookie engineer sobbing because "CAD says they fit" but reality demands tolerances. Then there's the bell curve showing the statistical distribution of IQ scores with most people clustered in the middle (68% between 85-115). Finally, the veterans at both extremes of the curve who just shrug and say "that looks good enough" – because they've learned the beautiful truth about engineering: sometimes precision matters, and sometimes you just need the damn thing to work. The middle part of the curve is still calculating while the extremes are already shipping products!