It's Ok I'm A Mechanical Engineer

The final evolutionary form of social isolation isn't just avoiding kisses or conversations with women—it's transcending the need for human contact entirely through differential equations and CAD software. Mechanical engineers don't need social skills when they can design perfectly balanced systems that never reject their proposals. The irony is that the same people designing rockets that could take humanity to Mars can't navigate asking someone to coffee. Nature's perfect trade-off: exchange interpersonal competence for the ability to calculate stress distributions in three dimensions.