I Was Only A Wee Lad Before I Began My Journey Into Darkness

The eternal rivalry between mathematicians and engineers continues! Pure mathematicians spend years developing elegant proofs and complex theorems, only to watch engineers snap a picture with their phone and get instant solutions. The horror on this man's face perfectly captures that moment of academic betrayal when you realize someone solved in seconds what took you a semester to understand. Engineers don't have time for your beautiful proofs—they've got bridges to build and deadlines to meet. The ultimate pragmatist's middle finger to theoretical purity. "Work smarter not harder" was never so offensive to so many PhDs.

When the physics homework asks for "time" but you end up designing an entire locomotive propulsion system! This student took a simple inclined plane problem and transformed it into a masterpiece of engineering overkill. The beautiful hand-drawn truck with exhaust vectors is what happens when you've had way too much caffeine during finals week. The equations are technically correct, but this is like using a nuclear reactor to toast a sandwich. Props for the artistic talent though—that truck deserves to be framed alongside the solution!

The eternal paradox of higher education! Student expresses concern about university exploiting them financially, and the counselor's response? "That's completely ridiculous... now let's enroll you in Ancient Aztec Cave Art that's somehow required for your Computer Engineering degree." Universities operating with the logic of a subscription service that keeps adding random content nobody asked for. "Want to code? Great! First master these hieroglyphics from 1200 BCE. It's essential for debugging Java, trust me."

Physics students rejecting CBD (cannabidiol) but swooning over FBD (free body diagrams). The natural state of a physics student is to ignore recreational substances and instead experience euphoria when calculating forces on a rigid body. Nothing quite like the high of decomposing vectors and solving for equilibrium conditions. Some of us still have nightmares about forgetting to include friction in our calculations.

The scientist's dream has come true - Washington DC has been converted to alternating current! That waveform showing the DC skyline as an AC signal is peak electrical engineering humor. Instead of Direct Current (DC), the capital is now oscillating between positive and negative potentials like a properly functioning democracy should. Tesla would be so proud, while Edison would be absolutely fuming in his grave. Electrical engineers everywhere are quietly snickering at this perfect fusion of electrical principles and architectural silhouettes.

This meme is pure engineering poetry! Shakespeare is shown next to a logic gate diagram that reads "2B OR NOT 2B" - the digital circuit version of his famous "to be or not to be" soliloquy from Hamlet. It's a brilliant pun that works on multiple levels: the "2B" inputs feeding into an OR gate, creating the perfect engineer's interpretation of existential questioning. Shakespeare would've been an excellent computer scientist if he'd been born 400 years later. The Bard of Binary!