Engineers Are Already Dead Inside Says Corona

Pretending to understand thermodynamics before you've even taken AP Physics? That's peak high school energy! Nothing says "future engineer" like confidently dropping terms like "entropy" and "enthalpy" in Reddit comments while secretly Googling "what is Gibbs free energy" under your desk. The first law of thermodynamics states that energy can't be created or destroyed, but apparently, neither can teenage overconfidence! 🔥 It's like trying to explain quantum mechanics after watching one YouTube video—pure chaotic bravery!

Engineers surviving on Stack Overflow and YouTube tutorials while doctors insist on formal education is the most beautiful dichotomy in professional development. The monkey meme perfectly captures that moment when an engineer hears "you can't learn that online" while simultaneously fixing a complex system using nothing but a sketchy forum post from 2011 and sheer determination. The difference? If your bridge collapses, you can rebuild it. If your patient collapses... well, that's a different story entirely.

Behold! The mathematical Mount Rushmore of human intellect! 🧠⚡ These 17 equations aren't just random squiggles—they're the secret code that unlocked our universe! From Pythagoras helping ancient builders create perfect right angles to Einstein basically saying "Hey, stuff and energy are the SAME THING" with E=mc², this is humanity's greatest hits album of brain power. My personal favorite? Number 17—the chaos theory equation. Looks deceptively simple but explains why butterfly wings can cause hurricanes and why my coffee always spills EXACTLY when I'm wearing white! 🦋☕ Next time someone says math isn't important, just point at this image and whisper dramatically, "Without these, we'd still be living in caves and arguing about whether fire is magic." Then moonwalk away.

That moment when physics teachers try to explain torque and your brain just does a full 360° rotation. Torque really is just the rotational version of force - it's what makes things spin instead of move in a straight line. The kid's expression perfectly captures that "my mind is being twisted like a bottle cap" feeling we all get during physics class. Next they'll be saying angular momentum is just linear momentum but make it dizzy.

Engineers live in a world of practical approximations—"close enough" gets the job done! Meanwhile, mathematicians are having an existential crisis if you dare suggest that a spherical cow in a vacuum isn't pure blasphemy. The title "Assume Silver Is An Ideal Gas" perfectly captures this divide—it's the kind of simplification that would make an engineer nod while causing a mathematician to scream like that cartoon rat. Pure math demands ABSOLUTE TRUTH, while engineering just needs something that won't collapse or explode... usually.

The eternal dance between engineer and software! SolidWorks—the CAD program that engineers both love and fear—decides to randomly crash just as you're about to finish that complex 3D model you've been working on for hours. Then, like a sadistic digital entity, it promises another crash in 20 minutes. The sheer predictability of its unpredictability is the engineering equivalent of cosmic irony. Every engineer knows that SolidWorks autosave feature is simultaneously your best friend and completely useless when it decides to implode right before you hit save. It's basically Stockholm syndrome for people with engineering degrees.