When Great Chemical Properties Meet Horrifying Health Effects

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When Great Chemical Properties Meet Horrifying Health Effects

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The classic scientist's journey with PFAS (per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances) in four panels! First, you're dazzled by their incredible non-stick, water-repellent superpowers. "These chemicals are AMAZING! Why the hate?" Then curiosity kicks in: "Let me just check some literature..." And suddenly—WHAM!—you're punching your computer after discovering they're called "forever chemicals" because they never break down and are linked to cancer, hormone disruption, and liver damage. The scientific honeymoon phase ends FAST when you realize your cool discovery is basically the chemical equivalent of finding out your new crush has 17 restraining orders against them. 💀

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