The Universe Begins To Cool

When ATP synthase brags about pumping hydrogen ions into the matrix while Complex I, III, and IV do all the actual work establishing the proton gradient. Cellular respiration politics at its finest. Those complexes have been carrying the mitochondrial electron transport chain since 1967, and ATP synthase gets all the credit in textbooks. The audacity.

The king of the lab isn't just wearing a lab coat—he's sporting a benzene ring! That hexagonal structure with alternating double bonds is basically chemistry royalty. Benzene is the foundation of so many organic compounds that it might as well wear a crown itself. The doge scientist is kindly returning this molecular monarch to its rightful owner because honestly, who among us hasn't misplaced an important molecular structure right before a presentation? Chemistry nobility requires proper respect!

Engineering students know the pain! Spent $1,000 on a "TV stand" that's actually just a stack of overpriced textbooks that cost more than the TV itself. The facial expression says it all - that moment when you realize your education costs more per pound than premium electronics. Those chemistry and engineering books aren't just holding up a screen; they're holding down your bank account too.

Chemistry nerds have struck gold with this one! This brilliant wordplay meme transforms scientific terms into pop culture references with hilarious results. Regular flavonoids get upgraded to "Flavor Flavonoids" with sunglasses and a clock necklace (Flavor Flav style). TUPAC Shakur becomes IUPAC Shakur with chemical nomenclature. Fischer projections turn into "Carrie Fisher projections" complete with Star Wars references. And Samuel L. Jackson gets the stereochemistry treatment with Samuel-L and Samuel-D versions! It's basically what happens when your chemistry professor secretly wants to be a comedian but is stuck teaching organic chem all day.

Finally, a gender option for those who identify as metallurgically superior! While humans are busy with their biological classifications, stainless steel is out here resisting corrosion and maintaining structural integrity under pressure. This is what happens when materials scientists design dropdown menus. One brave soul chose to transcend the carbon-based life form limitations and embrace their true composition: 18% chromium, 8% nickel, and 100% resistant to society's expectations. Truly the most durable gender identity!

The ultimate chemical hustle! Oxygen is basically running the shadiest electron trading scheme in the periodic table. "I'll take your two electrons, and in return, you get... *checks notes*... completely oxidized!" This is literally how oxygen breathes life into our planet while simultaneously stealing electrons like a molecular pickpocket. Chemistry students know the truth - oxygen isn't sustaining life, it's just running a very successful electron pyramid scheme that's been going for billions of years.