Big bang Memes

The cosmic microwave background (CMB) shows a mysterious cold spot and physicists just can't help themselves! While normal people see temperature variations and think "huh, neat," physicists immediately jump to the most dramatic explanation possible: PARALLEL UNIVERSES COLLIDING! Because why blame mundane statistical fluctuations when you can theorize about entire universes smashing into ours? It's like finding a cold spot in your reheated pizza and concluding it must be a portal to another dimension. The excitement in that physicist's eyes says it all - nothing gets a cosmologist more thrilled than the possibility of breaking the entire model of reality over a temperature anomaly.

When you realize that matter and antimatter should have annihilated each other during the Big Bang, leaving nothing behind! The universe's biggest mystery has Thanos scratching his head because there's a cosmic imbalance in our favor. If matter and antimatter met in equal amounts, *poof* - no galaxies, no Earth, no Marvel movies! Scientists still don't know why there's more matter than antimatter, but thank goodness for that asymmetry or we wouldn't be here debating physics while eating snacks.

The eternal battle of online science forums, immortalized in four panels of pure academic chaos! Top row: r/AskPhysics, where you've got the pretentious quantum enthusiast asking about pre-Big Bang time with "super hyper knowledge" (translation: read half a Brian Greene book) versus the electricity specialist having an existential meltdown because someone dared to ask about cosmology. Bottom row: r/askmath, featuring the virgin quadratic equation asker versus the chad "do your homework" responder. Nothing captures academic gatekeeping quite like watching someone ask about time before the Big Bang while another person frantically screams that electricity is the only valid physics topic. Meanwhile, in math land, asking for the solutions to x²+x=0 gets you the digital equivalent of "get off my lawn!" The hierarchy of academic snobbery is real, and it's spectacular.