Primordial Memes

Look what crawled out of the evolutionary soup! Trichoplax adhaerens—our ancient blob ancestor—looking suspiciously like an Among Us character. 600 million years of evolution and we started as pink, amorphous impostors! The simplest multicellular organism on Earth basically invented the "sus" look before it was cool. Next time someone asks about your family tree, just point to this primordial pancake and say "That's grandpa!"

Behold! The existential brilliance of a biology exam answer that hits different! When asked about the first cells on Earth, this student wrote "lonely" instead of the expected scientific answer about prokaryotes or primordial soup. I mean, TECHNICALLY CORRECT! Those first single cells had no buddies, no Tinder, no cell phone (hah! get it?). Just floating around in primordial goo wondering, "Is this all there is to life?" for about a billion years before someone finally showed up to the party! 🧫 The teacher's disapproving face versus the student's "Jerry from Tom & Jerry" proud stance is *chef's kiss* perfection. Sometimes the most profound scientific insights come from thinking outside the petri dish!

When one single-celled organism decided to be a rebel and NOT consume its neighbor, BOOM! Evolution happened! Now biology students everywhere are forced to memorize the entire evolutionary tree because this microscopic maverick chose violence... against violence. It's like that one friend who goes vegan and suddenly everyone has to learn about protein alternatives. Thanks for nothing, primordial trendsetter!