Political Compass Of Molecules

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Political Compass Of Molecules

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Behold! The periodic table of political extremism! This magnificent chart assigns molecules their rightful place on the political compass based on their chemical personalities.

From authoritarian sulfuric acid that "forcibly dehydrates and makes you equal whether you want it or not" to libertarian TBAF that "destroys hierarchy of aqueous and organic phases" - it's chemistry meets political science in the most unhinged crossover since I mixed sodium and water in the university fountain!

My favorite might be chloroform in the lib-right quadrant - "knocks out unsuspecting victims" and is "more dangerous than it appears." Just like my dating profile! *maniacal cackle*

Who knew molecules had such strong political opinions? Next time someone asks your political stance, just tell them you're a crystalline SiO₂ - "individually weak, coherently strong" with a "diverse coalition of minerals." Science humor at its most delightfully absurd!

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