Laundry Symbols Are Modern Alchemy Symbols

Laundry Symbols Are Modern Alchemy Symbols
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The ancient alchemists tried to turn lead into gold. Modern humans try to decipher whether that triangle means "tumble dry" or "sacrifice your firstborn to the washing machine gods." Both pursuits require equal parts mysticism and desperation.

Those cryptic laundry hieroglyphics might as well be instructions for summoning elder gods. "Do not bleach" could easily be mistaken for "summon the void" in alchemical notation. No wonder our clothes sometimes disappear in the dryer—they've been transmuted into another dimension!

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