It Is Always You Three

The robot, labeled R-S-H, is having an existential crisis about its purpose, only to be told it "smells bad" - which is chemically accurate. In organic chemistry, while alcohols (R-OH) are often pleasant-smelling compounds, thiols (R-SH) are notorious for their putrid odor. Even in trace amounts, thiols make rotten eggs and skunk spray unbearable. The robot's devastated "Oh my God" reaction is every undergrad who accidentally made thiols in the lab and cleared out the entire building. Chemistry's version of being told your life purpose is to repel everyone around you.

Chemists looking at physicists whining about Nobel Prizes is like watching someone complain about a paper cut while standing next to someone who's been repeatedly stabbed! 🧪 Poor chemists have watched the Physics Nobel go to astronomers, biologists, and computer scientists while they're over here synthesizing 47,000 compounds just to get a nomination. Chemistry is the scientific equivalent of that friend who keeps getting ghosted on dating apps! "First time?" Indeed! Meanwhile, Alfred Nobel himself was a chemist! The ultimate family betrayal - like dad leaving his fortune to the neighbor's kids! 🧪💔

Molecular biologists have dating apps too, they just swipe right on sexy RNA structures! This meme brilliantly combines internet culture's "notices your bulge" flirtatious meme with actual RNA secondary structure diagrams. That little bulge in the RNA hairpin is literally making the molecule go "OwO what's this? <3" - turning hardcore biochemistry into molecular flirtation. Next time you're sequencing, remember: those nucleotides aren't just bonding, they're bonding .

When your lab needs to explicitly tell students not to use their mouths as human vacuum pumps! The fact this sign exists means someone absolutely tried the forbidden lab technique of mouth pipetting—a horrifying relic from ye olde scientific days when researchers would literally suck up chemicals using their mouth to create suction. Nothing says "I trust my lab skills" like risking a mouthful of hydrochloric acid! The desperate PI who put up this sign has definitely witnessed some questionable life choices from first-year students who skipped safety day. And now we all know which university still has students attempting vintage 1920s lab techniques!

The eternal third wheel of atomic particles! This meme perfectly captures the subatomic love triangle where the proton and electron are naturally drawn to each other through electromagnetic attraction, while the neutron just sits there with no charge whatsoever. Poor neutron - forever the wingman holding the nucleus together while watching the proton get all the electromagnetic attention. At least neutrons can console themselves with being crucial for nuclear stability. Without them, those lovebirds would fly apart faster than undergrads leaving a Friday afternoon lab!

Chemistry students everywhere are having electron breakdowns! 🧪 The struggle is REAL when you're frantically trying to remember "OIL RIG" (Oxidation Is Loss, Reduction Is Gain) while your brain short-circuits trying to figure out which chemical is the electron thief and which is the generous donor. It's like trying to remember which way to turn a screw while a mad scientist breathes down your neck! The redox reaction might be straightforward, but our poor chemistry-addled brains turn it into quantum physics. Next exam, I'm tattooing the mnemonic on my palm... or maybe just learning actual chemistry. Radical idea, I know!