Cat-Alytic Hydrogenation

Someone skipped biochemistry class to make political memes! Hemoglobin's actual job is oxygen transport, but it has this annoying chemical quirk where it binds carbon monoxide 200+ times more strongly than oxygen. That's why CO poisoning is so deadly - it kicks oxygen off your hemoglobin like a bouncer removing the wrong VIP from a club. The meme creator accidentally proved they don't understand the very biochemistry they're trying to weaponize. It's like bringing a spoon to a gunfight and proudly announcing you've invented bullets.

Someone got blocked for comparing a celebrity's figure to a phospholipid molecule structure - which is honestly a top-tier biochemistry pickup line! 🧪 Phospholipids have a hydrophilic "head" (the choline, phosphate, and glycerol groups) and two hydrophobic "tails" (fatty acid chains) giving them that distinctive hourglass shape. The molecular structure does bear a striking resemblance to human proportions - proving that biology majors have the most scientifically accurate compliments. This is what happens when you try to flirt with biochemistry knowledge instead of conventional flattery!

The hexagonal molecular structures being taught here are the backbone of organic chemistry, and this alien teacher is living every STEM professor's nightmare. First panel: confident explanation. Second panel: the classic "raise your hand if you understand" check. Third panel: EVERYONE raises their limb. Fourth panel: instant regret when realizing they now have to listen to 20+ explanations from creatures who probably think benzene rings are just "cute hexagons." This is the chemical education equivalent of opening Pandora's box, except instead of unleashing evil, you've unleashed undergraduate misinterpretations of aromatic compounds.

Chemistry nerds unite! This flask brilliantly plays on the double meaning of "solution" - both as a liquid mixture AND as an answer to problems! The molecular structure shown is ethanol (C 2 H 5 OH), the fun ingredient in alcoholic beverages. So while chemists know alcohol is literally a solution (a homogeneous mixture), the rest of us sometimes treat it as a metaphorical solution to life's problems! Perfect for those tough days in the lab when your experiments keep failing and that beaker of ethanol starts looking suspiciously like a stress reliever. Just remember, kids - this solution has a tendency to create more problems than it solves!

Behold the most honest molecular diagram in chemistry history! What appears to be a simple zigzag of carbon atoms is hilariously labeled with every single hydrogen and covalent bond, turning a basic alkane into an overwhelming explosion of labels. It's like someone's professor said "label EVERYTHING" and they took it way too literally. The molecular equivalent of explaining a joke until it dies. Chemistry students everywhere are having flashbacks to that one classmate who would ask "will this be on the test?" about every single atom.

Chemistry nerds unite! This brilliant crossover combines political dissolution with actual chemical dissolution. Fluoroantimonic acid (H 2 FSbF 6 ) is literally the strongest superacid known to science—over 10 19 times stronger than pure sulfuric acid! It's so corrosive it dissolves glass, most containers, and yes, would absolutely obliterate a parliament building. The perfect solution for both governmental and molecular bond breakdowns. Just remember to store your constitutional crisis in Teflon containers only!