It's High In D-Citrulline

Behold! The legendary "materwelon" - nature's most glorious genetic mishap! What happens when watermelon's rind and flesh swap places? Pure botanical chaos! The "GET MATERWELONED" warning isn't just a silly phrase - it's what happens when biochemistry goes rogue and decides to flip the script on fruit pigmentation. While normal watermelons contain lycopene (red) in the flesh and chlorophyll (green) on the outside, this abomination defies all plant physiology laws! Next time your friend says they understand genetics, show them this and watch their brain short-circuit faster than my experimental toaster that runs on pure confusion!