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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Watermelon Memes

Posts tagged with Watermelon

It's High In D-Citrulline

Biology
1 month ago 21.9K views 0 shares
It's High In D-Citrulline
The "Materwelon" meme is a brilliant botanical bamboozle! It shows a watermelon with its colors inverted—red on the outside, green on the inside—creating a fictional fruit called "materwelon." The phrase "GET MATERWELONED" is the scientific equivalent of getting rickrolled, but with fruit genetics. Watermelons naturally contain citrulline (hence the title's D-citrulline reference), but this color-inverted monstrosity would require some serious CRISPR engineering. It's the kind of genetic prank that would make Gregor Mendel spit out his pea soup. Next time your biology professor asks about phenotypic expression, just submit this as your final answer.

It's High In D-Citrulline

Biology Science
1 month ago 17.8K views 0 shares
It's High In D-Citrulline
Behold! The legendary "materwelon" - nature's most glorious genetic mishap! What happens when watermelon's rind and flesh swap places? Pure botanical chaos! The "GET MATERWELONED" warning isn't just a silly phrase - it's what happens when biochemistry goes rogue and decides to flip the script on fruit pigmentation. While normal watermelons contain lycopene (red) in the flesh and chlorophyll (green) on the outside, this abomination defies all plant physiology laws! Next time your friend says they understand genetics, show them this and watch their brain short-circuit faster than my experimental toaster that runs on pure confusion!

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