Plot twist: humans are the universe's viral infection! The top shows various virus structures - hexagonal capsids, spherical virions, and bacteriophages with their creepy spider-like landing gear. The bottom shows our space tech - satellites, Sputnik, lunar landers, and rockets - which look suspiciously similar!
We're basically cosmic pathogens spreading across space, injecting our genetic material (astronauts) into new hosts (planets). Next time you judge a virus for its lifestyle choices, remember we're doing the exact same thing but with bigger budgets and fancier press conferences.