According To Your Area Of Expertise, Where Do Babies Come From?

The beauty of scientific tunnel vision on full display! Each expert is so deeply entrenched in their field's jargon that they can't give a straight answer about reproduction. The geneticist sees only a "premature event" (because what else would DNA do but rush things?), while astronomers reduce human passion to "low-impulse ejection" like we're discussing rocket science. My personal favorite is the software engineer blaming babies on a population calculation error—as if humans were just a bug in the system that nobody patched. Meanwhile, geologists and meteorologists are out here treating the human body like it's either eroding terrain or a weather system. Next time someone asks you where babies come from, just pick your favorite scientific discipline and confuse them completely!