Jupiter: The Sleep-Deprived Cosmic Parent

Jupiter's looking like every exhausted parent after a triple espresso! Those wide-open storm "eyes" perfectly capture the vibe of a planet that's basically running the solar system's largest daycare. With 79+ moons orbiting around (and scientists keep finding more!), Jupiter's basically the cosmic equivalent of that parent at the playground trying to keep track of ALL their kids while surviving on pure caffeine and determination. The Great Red Spot? That's just Jupiter's permanent stress rash from billions of years of moon-wrangling. Next time you feel overwhelmed with your responsibilities, remember that Jupiter's out there managing dozens of celestial bodies while spinning faster than any other planet in our solar system. Parenting goals, honestly.