I Don't Need Nonsense, I Need Data

The eternal battle between actual science and pseudoscience strikes again! 3I/ATLAS is a real comet discovered in 2019, but instead of discussing its fascinating orbital parameters or composition, people would rather speculate about alien motherships and doomsday prophecies. Real astronomers are sitting there with terabytes of spectroscopic data while conspiracy theorists are busy claiming it's a UFO with its headlights on. Astronomers don't just want data—they need it like oxygen. The mythical interpretations might get more clicks, but they won't get you published in the Astrophysical Journal. Just another day of scientists screaming into the void while social media decides comets are actually intergalactic tour buses.