When You Don't Know How It Works

Content 28. You are at a club, doing calculus, when no one understands what you are doing, so you go home depressed, eat a half gallon of ice-cream, and wash it down with a fifth of vodka. You then realise you have no ice-cream, go to the store, and buy 20 pints. You now have a tub of ice cream containing 20 pints. However, you now also have a tub of ice cream with a unique property. The rate at which it melts is not only proportional to the temperature difference between the ice cream and the room temperature but also inversely proportional to the cube of the volume of the remaining ice cream. The differential equation describing the melting process is given by = - k(I- 25, where V is the volume of ice cream in pints, tis time in minutes. T is the temperature of the ice cream in degrees Celsius, and k is a positive constant. The initial temperature of the ice cream is 18°C, and the initial volume is 25 pints. After 5 minutes, the volume of the ice cream has decreased to 20 pints. Determine the the value of the constant k. 1562⠝ • 1539 • 1526 • 1549¼ © 15698/ V (5) =26 SV3 dU = - 5 k (+ -251/(V3)) 1 E 4 (284 = - KS (+ 14 +25) +C 5 = 15625

Behold! The pinnacle of modern engineering - "just don't crash, pretty please!" 🤣 The meme shows coordinated drones flying in formation, with Tech Insider claiming they used "coding and algorithms" to prevent collisions. Meanwhile, the comment below reveals the ACTUAL code: if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther) { dont(); } It's like telling your roommate "if you're going to eat my leftovers, don't." Revolutionary programming technique! Next up: solving world hunger with if(hungry) { eat(); } . Why didn't NASA think of this?!

The ultimate relationship divide: she's worried about emotional infidelity while he's having an existential crisis about the fundamental physics principles missing from machine learning algorithms. Nothing says "I'm a scientist" like lying awake at night wondering why neural networks work so well despite lacking explicit physical laws. The real relationship problem isn't communication—it's that he can't explain why gradient descent converges without invoking thermodynamics!

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The recursive irony of having AI solve its own safety problems is like asking a toddler to childproof your house. This meme perfectly captures the alarming nonchalance of tech companies putting electrical devices in water and calling it a "safety plan." It's the computational equivalent of saying "the fire will eventually put itself out if we add enough gasoline!" The alignment problem in AI safety requires careful human oversight, not a self-supervised learning approach where we essentially tell the AI "you figure out how not to destroy humanity while we chill in this inflatable pool with drinks." Brilliant metaphor for the current state of AI governance!

The scientific breakthrough we've all been waiting for: E = mc² + AI. Revolutionary? More like adding "blockchain" to your resume in 2018! This researcher spent "countless sleepless nights" to essentially staple "AI" onto Einstein's equation with zero mathematical basis. It's the physics equivalent of putting googly eyes on the Mona Lisa and calling it "enhanced art." The pompous explanation about "unlocking new forms of energy" is chef's kiss perfect - as if adding two letters to an equation magically solves climate change, healthcare, AND transportation. Next groundbreaking paper: F = ma + NFT.