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Wake Up, New Equation Just Dropped
Ai Tech Physics Science
2 days ago 3.2K views 0 shares
Wake Up, New Equation Just Dropped
The mathematical breakthrough of our generation has arrived! Someone's claiming that AI + Quantum Computing = Complete Ascension, which is basically tech bro speak for "I've transcended the need for regular computing and now exist purely as vibes." Quantum computing uses quantum bits that can be both 0 and 1 simultaneously (superposition), while traditional computing is stuck with boring binary. Combine that with AI, and apparently you don't just solve problems—you literally ascend beyond the mortal plane! Next update: "Neural Networks + Blockchain = Enlightenment" dropping in 3... 2... 1...

The Academic Double Standard
Academia Science Research
1 month ago 4.0K views 0 shares
The Academic Double Standard
The eternal academic hierarchy in its natural habitat! The STEM bro can babble incomprehensible jargon all day and get "Awww, you're sweet" in response. Meanwhile, the social scientist utters the exact same "incomprehensible jargon" and gets treated like they've committed a war crime by calling HR. It's the perfect encapsulation of academic prejudice—where differential equations somehow earn you a free pass to be unintelligible, but mention "sociocultural paradigms" and suddenly everyone's reaching for the panic button. The disciplinary double standard is real, folks.

The Great STEM Hierarchy Showdown
Physics Academia Engineering Tech
2 months ago 9.2K views 0 shares
The Great STEM Hierarchy Showdown
The eternal academic hierarchy battle rages on! Computer Science grad boldly claims engineers are as smart as physicists, and the physics professor nearly has an aneurysm at such blasphemy. But wait—the punchline delivers a beautiful twist: even ML engineers (who typically strut around like they've solved consciousness) would suddenly backpedal if physics got the 2024 Nobel Prize. Nothing humbles a tech bro faster than a physicist with a Nobel! The whiteboard equations in the background are just *chef's kiss*—incomprehensible to most engineers but apparently sacred text to physicists. The academic caste system remains intact!