The Formula For World Domination

Physics professors: "Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed." Meanwhile, ChatGPT's servers vaporizing 1000 liters of cooling water into the void dimension every time you ask it to explain why your crush isn't texting back. The First Law of AI Thermodynamics: Conservation of Energy applies to everything except data centers, which convert electricity directly into existential dread and slightly warmer oceans.

When two people meet and discover they both love "transformers," but one's thinking of robots in disguise while the other's contemplating mathematical functions that map vector spaces. The equations shown (Q n , K h , V h , and a nm ) are from attention mechanisms in machine learning transformers - the architecture powering modern AI systems like ChatGPT. Meanwhile, Optimus Prime is busy saving the world from Decepticons. Dating tip for mathematicians: specify which transformers you're excited about. Saves awkward moments when you start explaining self-attention matrices and they were expecting discussions about Bumblebee.

The eternal job security of programmers in one perfect tweet! 😂 The joke hits on a universal truth in software development - clients rarely know exactly what they want until they see what they don't want. Even with AI advancing at warp speed, the chaotic communication between clients and developers remains the ultimate firewall against automation. "Make it pop more" and "I'll know it when I see it" aren't exactly precise specifications that robots can work with! Programmers everywhere are nodding knowingly while sipping their coffee.

The cosmic irony of our AI future is hilariously captured in this "Circle of AI Life" comic! We start by creating AI, then perfecting it, only for it to perfect itself and eventually enslave us. But plot twist – a solar flare knocks out all our fancy technology, and we're back to worshiping the sun like our ancient ancestors! 🌞 This is basically humanity speedrunning thousands of years of civilization just to end up right back where we started. The title "We Are In Act II. Again." perfectly captures how we keep repeating this technological hubris cycle throughout history. The ultimate cosmic joke is that our most advanced creation gets defeated by the very star that made life possible in the first place!

Poor Physics, just trying to stay afloat while CS, AI, and Data Science get all the attention and funding. Meanwhile, Mathematics is sitting at the bottom of the academic ocean like some forgotten deity, silently supporting the entire scientific enterprise while everyone else gets the glory. Without Math, the rest would be flailing in the shallow end asking "how do I computer?" Yet here we are in 2025, throwing money at anything with "machine learning" in the title while the fundamental sciences drown. The hierarchy is real, folks - Math is the skeleton, Physics is the struggling middle child, and tech buzzwords are the spoiled brats getting all the birthday presents.

Behold! The pinnacle of modern engineering - "just don't crash, pretty please!" 🤣 The meme shows coordinated drones flying in formation, with Tech Insider claiming they used "coding and algorithms" to prevent collisions. Meanwhile, the comment below reveals the ACTUAL code: if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther) { dont(); } It's like telling your roommate "if you're going to eat my leftovers, don't." Revolutionary programming technique! Next up: solving world hunger with if(hungry) { eat(); } . Why didn't NASA think of this?!