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The ultimate planetary parent burnout! Jupiter's swirling storms look exactly like those bloodshot eyes you get after pulling an all-nighter. With 79 moons orbiting around like hyperactive toddlers, no wonder the gas giant looks like it's mainlining cosmic espresso just to keep up. The Great Red Spot? That's just Jupiter's eye twitch from stress. Next time you complain about your responsibilities, remember there's a planet out there keeping track of 79 children while spinning at 28,000 mph. And you thought your Monday was rough.

The mathematical tautology here is absolutely killing me! 🤣 Euclid, the father of geometry, having an existential meltdown over discovering that "identical triangles are identical" is pure mathematical comedy gold. It's like saying water is wet or circles are round! The joke plays on how mathematicians sometimes state the painfully obvious in the most formal way possible. Ancient Greek mathematicians were out there proving things like "if A equals B, then B equals A" and calling it revolutionary. Mathematical proofs can get so circular sometimes that even Euclid's mind was blown by his own logic!

Mathematicians have trust issues, clearly. This diagram shows the dysfunctional family reunion of mathematical notation where the plus sign (+), sigma (Σ), and integral (∫) are all fighting over who gets to be the real "addition" symbol. It's like mathematical symbols formed their own exclusive club with bizarre entry requirements. "Sorry, plus sign, you're too basic for calculus." "Excuse me, sigma, you can only add discrete things." "Integral, please stop showing off with your continuous summation." Next up: division symbols in a custody battle over who gets to keep the fraction bar on weekends.

The fourth rule just broke physics harder than a dropped beaker in a silent lab! In reality, neutrons are actually heavier than protons by about 0.2% (1.675×10 -27 kg vs 1.673×10 -27 kg). This is like asking someone to make water flow uphill or electrons to suddenly have positive charge. The joke plays on the format of supernatural wish-granting beings with arbitrary rules, but instead of the usual "no wishing for more wishes" trope, it throws in a completely impossible physics demand. It's basically saying "I'll grant your wishes, except you have to rewrite the fundamental laws of the universe first." Next request: make entropy decrease in a closed system while you're at it!

The correct answer is B, unless you're a student desperately taking a fluid dynamics exam, in which case it's definitely C. Or maybe A? The Bernoulli principle states that as fluid velocity increases, pressure decreases. But what's really under pressure here is every engineering student staring at this question at 11:58pm when the online assignment is due at midnight. The narrowest point has the highest velocity and lowest pressure, but the real pressure peak is in your professor's sadistic smile when they designed this "simple" question.

The top panel shows emotions with prime numbers (2, 3, 5, 7, 11), while the bottom reveals the newest emotion—Mersenne Prime Guy! That number (2 13627941 -1) is the largest known Mersenne prime, discovered in 2018. It's a whopping 24 million digits long! While regular emotions need just one digit to express themselves, this mathematical monstrosity needs a U-Haul of suitcases just to carry all its digits around. That's what happens when you invite a number theorist to the emotional party—they always bring excessive baggage! 🧮✨