Machine Learning At Its Finest

Content 28. You are at a club, doing calculus, when no one understands what you are doing, so you go home depressed, eat a half gallon of ice-cream, and wash it down with a fifth of vodka. You then realise you have no ice-cream, go to the store, and buy 20 pints. You now have a tub of ice cream containing 20 pints. However, you now also have a tub of ice cream with a unique property. The rate at which it melts is not only proportional to the temperature difference between the ice cream and the room temperature but also inversely proportional to the cube of the volume of the remaining ice cream. The differential equation describing the melting process is given by = - k(I- 25, where V is the volume of ice cream in pints, tis time in minutes. T is the temperature of the ice cream in degrees Celsius, and k is a positive constant. The initial temperature of the ice cream is 18°C, and the initial volume is 25 pints. After 5 minutes, the volume of the ice cream has decreased to 20 pints. Determine the the value of the constant k. 1562⠝ • 1539 • 1526 • 1549¼ © 15698/ V (5) =26 SV3 dU = - 5 k (+ -251/(V3)) 1 E 4 (284 = - KS (+ 14 +25) +C 5 = 15625

Content Ancient Mathematicians v2 I "This cannot be! The hypotenuse is incommensurable!" 'XK 19th Century Mathematicians " have created numbers where multiplication is non-commutative, but at what cost? (@12 Semitones Renaissance Mathematicians ×2 + 1=0 x2 = -1 × =V-1 "This does not make any sense at all. Is this even real?" Modern Mathematicians "I like infinitesimals and infinities in my numbers."

Content MY TEACHER CONGRATULATING ME ON MAKING BUCKMINSTERFULLERENE ME AND MY FRIENDS JUST MAKING A BALL WITH THE MODELS IN CLASS

Searching for fundamental particles of the universe and getting dairy products instead. Classic AI hallucination moment. The search shows antimatter, antiquarks, and protons with their constituent quarks (up, up, down), but then decides quarks are actually "a fresh, soft, and creamy dairy product." Somewhere, a particle physicist is stress-eating cheese while contemplating whether their entire career was just a dairy industry conspiracy.

Ever created something brilliant only to have it backfire spectacularly? That's coding in a nutshell! When you program a bot to automatically repost content but forget to exclude moderator posts, you've basically built yourself a digital demolition derby. It's like building a robot vacuum that decides your cat is just another dust bunny. The math equations in the background are just *chef's kiss* - they represent all the complex algorithms that went into making something that ultimately self-destructs in the most embarrassing way possible. Engineering at its finest - technically impressive, practically disastrous!

Just discovered why AI is progressing so rapidly. It's simply AI + 1. Each iteration adds another unit of intelligence, creating an infinite recursion loop of improvement. My colleagues are furious I've exposed the secret algorithm that every tech company has been hiding in their basement servers. Next week: revealing why E actually equals mc² + a small fudge factor no one talks about.