Oh my stars and statistics! This is what happens when you take linear regression a bit too literally! ๐
The poor ML engineer only knows linear regression (the most basic predictive modeling technique) and applied it to baby growth. Baby doubled in size in 3 months? If we extrapolate this linear pattern forward... boom! 7.5 TRILLION pounds by age 10! ๐ฅ
This is exactly why we need more advanced algorithms! Baby growth is obviously sigmoidal, not linear. But hey, at least this engineer can confidently say his model has a perfect Rยฒ of 1.0! Too bad it'll create a black hole before kindergarten. ๐ณ๏ธ