Death can't stop the pursuit of academic clout! While normal people get "Beloved Father" on their tombstones, scientists are out here turning graves into digital CVs. Imagine being so committed to your h-index that you're still collecting citations from beyond the veil. "Here lies Dr. Smith, 1950-2023, 157 publications, 10,000+ citations, and still waiting for that one paper to get accepted by Nature." The ultimate academic flex isn't a Nobel Prize—it's making sure everyone at your funeral can scan your tombstone to see that one breakthrough paper from 2008 that revolutionized your field. Publish or perish? More like publish AND perish, but make sure your Google Scholar profile outlives you!
This Is How Scientists Flex In The Afterlife!
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