Qr code Memes

Death can't stop the pursuit of academic clout! While normal people get "Beloved Father" on their tombstones, scientists are out here turning graves into digital CVs. Imagine being so committed to your h-index that you're still collecting citations from beyond the veil. "Here lies Dr. Smith, 1950-2023, 157 publications, 10,000+ citations, and still waiting for that one paper to get accepted by Nature." The ultimate academic flex isn't a Nobel Prize—it's making sure everyone at your funeral can scan your tombstone to see that one breakthrough paper from 2008 that revolutionized your field. Publish or perish? More like publish AND perish, but make sure your Google Scholar profile outlives you!

Even in death, the h-index never dies! The ultimate academic flex is having your research immortalized via QR code on your tombstone. Forget "beloved father" or "cherished friend" - this scientist wants visitors to know their impact factor transcended mortality. The publish-or-perish mentality taken to its logical conclusion where your citations follow you to the afterlife. Future archaeologists will uncover our graveyards and conclude we worshipped at the altar of peer review. That's not decomposition you're experiencing underground - it's just your Google Scholar profile still getting downloads!