Chemists looking at physicists whining about Nobel Prizes is like watching someone complain about a paper cut while standing next to someone who's been repeatedly stabbed! 🧪
Poor chemists have watched the Physics Nobel go to astronomers, biologists, and computer scientists while they're over here synthesizing 47,000 compounds just to get a nomination. Chemistry is the scientific equivalent of that friend who keeps getting ghosted on dating apps! "First time?" Indeed!
Meanwhile, Alfred Nobel himself was a chemist! The ultimate family betrayal - like dad leaving his fortune to the neighbor's kids! 🧪💔