The statistical paradox that would make even Fisher raise an eyebrow. If 80% of papers are never read and 60% are never cited, we've got a mathematical impossibility on our hands. Either some unread papers are somehow getting cited (ghost reviewers?), or someone's playing fast and loose with their p-values. The real experiment here is seeing how many academics will nod thoughtfully before realizing the numbers don't add up. Publish or perish? More like publish and vanish into the void of statistical impossibility.
The Statistical Impossibility Of Academic Publishing

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