The Scientific Superiority Complex

Remember that confidence you had after high school? That sweet, innocent belief that college would be just like the last 12 years of your life? Then BAM! First year engineering midterms hit and suddenly you're questioning if you even know how to add 2+2 anymore! Nothing humbles you faster than staring at a thermodynamics problem that might as well be written in hieroglyphics while your professor casually says, "This should be straightforward." The transition from high school hero to engineering survivor is the academic equivalent of getting hit by a truck filled with differential equations!

Drawing a perfect hexagon with delocalized π electrons? Mission impossible! That wonky benzene attempt is every chem student's reality. The beautiful C 6 H 6 structure with its alternating double bonds that we're supposed to sketch elegantly on exams? Yeah right. My benzene rings look like they were drawn during an earthquake after 3 energy drinks. But hey, resonance structures don't judge—they just resonate with our artistic failures. Chemistry professors somehow expect us to channel Leonardo da Vinci when all we have is the hand-eye coordination of a caffeinated squirrel.

That 5% is the same group who tries to calculate pi by hand. Mathematicians have elegant proofs for continuity, but some people insist on brute-forcing their way through life. Imagine checking if x² is continuous by plugging in every real number from negative infinity to positive infinity. They'll get back to us in... never. Meanwhile, the 61% who just look at the graph are already on their third coffee break.

The eternal struggle of every researcher! Plain text? Boring. Standard stop sign? Acceptable. But those sweet, sweet nucleotide base pairs? *Chef's kiss* Nothing gets a biologist more excited than seeing UAA, UAG, and UGA - the genetic "STOP" codons that tell ribosomes to end protein synthesis. It's like having a secret language that only science nerds understand. Next time someone tells you to stop, just respond with "UAG" and walk away mysteriously.

The academic circle of life strikes again! This person's friend is trapped in the ultimate scholarly irony - getting an egyptology degree but finding no jobs, so they're investing MORE money into a PhD just to teach... more egyptologists who won't find jobs either! The punchline is absolutely chef's kiss - "In his case college is literally a pyramid scheme." It's a brilliant double entendre since egyptology studies ancient Egyptian civilization (famous for their pyramids) AND the friend is stuck in a system where people at the top benefit from recruiting people at the bottom. That's some high-quality wordplay right there! The harsh reality of specialized academic fields has never been funnier... or more painfully accurate. Higher education's version of "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

When you're desperately trying to prove a theorem but end up stating the blindingly obvious instead. That's essentially what's happening here—Neil deGrasse Tyson dropping the earth-shattering revelation that "people fight because they disagree." Revolutionary stuff! This is like spending three hours deriving a complex equation only to realize you've proven that 1+1=2. Every math student who's ever written "therefore, by inspection..." when completely stuck feels this in their soul. Next up: water is wet, and the sky appears blue under certain atmospheric conditions.