The Great Academic Pyramid Scheme

Every calculus student's fever dream! The post claims to have found the mythical "chain rule for integration" - which is basically like claiming you've spotted Bigfoot riding a unicorn. Integration by parts, substitution, partial fractions... we have those. But a simple chain rule for integration? That's why the meme shows someone clutching "the sacred texts" - because such a discovery would be the mathematical equivalent of finding the Holy Grail. Mathematicians have been crying into their coffee for centuries because the reverse chain rule isn't as elegant as its differentiation counterpart. Sorry to burst your bubble, but if you're still hunting for this mathematical unicorn, you might as well search for a proof that P=NP while you're at it.

Third-year engineering students putting on a brave face while their mental stability crumbles faster than a poorly designed cantilever beam. The smile says "I'm fine" but those tears are pure differential equations incarnate. By year three, you're not solving problems—you're becoming one. The beautiful duality of simultaneously mastering thermodynamics while your own entropy increases exponentially.

Computer scientists have been pulling their hair out for DECADES trying to solve the P vs. NP problem—one of the most notorious unsolved puzzles in computational theory worth a cool $1 million prize! Then along comes this panda with the computational brilliance of a fortune cookie, declaring "when N = 1, clearly P = NP" and BAM! Problem solved! 🤯 It's like saying you've cured cancer by removing the letter 'c' from the word. That tortoise's shocked face is every mathematician who's spent their career on this problem watching their research grants evaporate because of KUNG FU PANDA'S GALAXY BRAIN MOMENT!

This is a brilliant jab at the contrapositive logical fallacy in science! The title "Proof That All Ravens Are Black" paired with a photo of colorful apples is a perfect illustration of Hempel's Paradox in logic. The paradox states that "All ravens are black" is logically equivalent to "All non-black things are non-ravens." So technically, every green, red, and yellow apple here (being non-black objects that are also non-ravens) actually supports the statement that all ravens are black! It's the kind of twisted logic that makes perfect sense mathematically while being completely ridiculous in practice. Next time someone asks for evidence, just show them something completely unrelated and claim it's proof by contraposition!

Engineering students sitting there with the thousand-yard stare of someone who just calculated the same problem 17 different ways and got 17 different answers. Meanwhile, other majors are dramatically waving their arms about their "stressful" courses. Sure, your 5-page essay on Shakespeare is totally comparable to designing a bridge that won't collapse and kill people. Engineering students aren't even phased anymore—they've transcended normal human stress responses and entered a state of chaotic zen where differential equations and sleepless nights are just Tuesday. Their silence isn't agreement; it's the calm of someone who knows true academic suffering and finds your complaints adorably quaint.

Engineering professors love teaching us elaborate mathematical operations that ultimately lead nowhere. This mathematical journey takes you through division, multiplication by gravitational acceleration, multiplication by π, division by Euler's number, and finally applying sine—only to land you right back where you started. It's the mathematical equivalent of walking in a perfect circle while wearing a hard hat and looking serious. The real engineering lesson? How to make simple things unnecessarily complex while maintaining a straight face.