The scientific method teaches us to follow evidence wherever it leads, but apparently that doesn't apply to student loan forgiveness! The meme satirizes the crushing weight of educational debt using a fake news headline format, complete with a 6-3 Supreme Court ruling—the exact statistical probability many STEM majors calculated for their chances of ever paying off their loans.
For those pursuing advanced degrees in academia, this hits harder than a failed grant application. The average PhD student spends 8+ years accumulating knowledge and debt in equal measure, only to discover that E=mc² doesn't help when interest compounds faster than your career prospects!