The Perfect Security Flaw

The existential crisis generator has entered the chat! This meme hilariously compares tech giants' early achievements (Jobs founding Apple at 21, Gates creating Microsoft at 20) to your current life progress. The punchline "It's too late, give up" perfectly captures that moment when you realize you haven't revolutionized global technology before your mid-twenties. The brutal honesty here is what makes it gold - that uncomfortable laugh when you recognize your productivity today consisted of finding a matching sock. Don't worry though, Einstein published his best work at 26, so you've got... wait, you're older than that? Never mind then.

The birthday cake features candles arranged in binary code (10001) which equals 17 in decimal. Classic passive-aggressive move from someone who clearly works in IT and wants to make their relatives feel inadequate about their number systems knowledge. Bet they also correct people who say "computer virus" instead of "malware" at family gatherings.

Nothing spices up quantum mechanics like... sex scenes? Apparently Amazon's AI thinks Feynman was teaching more than just the double-slit experiment! Four stars for physics content, five stars for those steamy equations of motion. The legendary physicist would probably find this hilarious—he always said science should be exciting, though I doubt this is what he meant. Next thing you know, they'll be tagging Newton's Principia with "contains graphic apple-falling action."

SpaceX engineers clearly took inspiration from sushi night. Left: picking up a California roll with chopsticks. Right: SpaceX's mechanical chopsticks catching a 230-foot rocket booster mid-air. Both require precision, but only one costs $3 billion and has Elon tweeting about it. The engineering team must've been really hungry during that design meeting.

From "humans with computers" to "computers with humans" to "computers don't need you anymore, puny mathematician!" The Four Color Theorem took humans decades to prove with computers in 1976. Now AI is saying "hold my digital beer" and threatening to solve the Riemann Hypothesis while we're still figuring out how to make our coffee machines work in the morning! Soon mathematicians will just push a button and go back to doodling fractals while the machines do all the heavy lifting. Progress? Maybe. Existential crisis for number theorists? DEFINITELY.

Rumor has it he called eigenvalues "weak" and said real programmers use Excel. The MATLAB community simply couldn't tolerate his claims that "matrices are just tables for nerds." Apparently the final straw was when he tried to transpose a non-square matrix and blamed the software for the error message. Classic case of mathematical cancel culture. His Bugatti is now running on Python scripts.