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Solving 358 Years Of Math With One Infinite Loop

Solving 358 Years Of Math With One Infinite Loop
This Python code is a hilarious brute-force attempt to disprove Fermat's Last Theorem—one of math's most notorious problems that took 358 years to solve! The theorem states that no three positive integers a, b, and c can satisfy a n + b n = c n for any integer n > 2. The programmer is basically saying "hold my coffee" to Andrew Wiles (who finally proved the theorem in 1994) by trying to find counterexamples through nested loops. It's like trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon—this code would run until the heat death of the universe before finding anything! The punchline? The code will always print "Fermat was right" because, well, he was! Mathematical mic drop! 🎤

Let's Oxidize Some Shit

Let's Oxidize Some Shit
While other chemists flex with fancy named reactions and precious metal catalysts, I'm over here with potassium permanganate in acid - the chemical equivalent of bringing a sledgehammer to a nail salon. KMnO 4 doesn't care about your elegant synthesis or complex methodology. It just oxidizes everything in sight with the subtlety of a wrecking ball. Sometimes brute force is all you need in the lab. Why spend three weeks on a delicate multi-step synthesis when you can just throw purple crystals at your problems?

The Perfect Security Flaw

The Perfect Security Flaw
The kid just implemented the perfect security flaw. That code deliberately displays "Wrong login or password" even when the password is correct on first attempt. Classic security theater that drives developers insane. The coffee guy is the only one maintaining his composure, probably because he wrote this monstrosity in the first place. Security through obscurity at its finest.

The Infinite Pluggers

The Infinite Pluggers
That 5% is the same group who tries to calculate pi by hand. Mathematicians have elegant proofs for continuity, but some people insist on brute-forcing their way through life. Imagine checking if x² is continuous by plugging in every real number from negative infinity to positive infinity. They'll get back to us in... never. Meanwhile, the 61% who just look at the graph are already on their third coffee break.

Fermat's Last Laugh: Megamind Edition

Fermat's Last Laugh: Megamind Edition
Behold! A programmer searching for Fermat's Last Theorem solutions with brute force! The code is checking if a³ + b³ = c³ for any integers—which mathematicians proved impossible centuries ago. Meanwhile, the blue-headed villain has cranked their "Mind size" dial to MEGA, thinking they're a genius for this approach. It's like trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon while wearing a "Master of Hydrodynamics" badge. Pure computational hubris! The real mathematical joke? This program would run until the heat death of the universe without finding a solution!