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The most radioactive kitchen decor award goes to... these "totally harmless" periodic table magnets! Two real elements (Uranium and Plutonium) plus the fictional "Nihonium" with Japan's flag. Notice how they all have radiation symbols? That's because nothing says "I store leftovers here" like decorating with elements that could theoretically give your milk a half-life. The creator clearly missed the memo that Nihonium (element 113) is actually real now—named after Japan in 2016—but isn't the Japanese flag. Chemistry nerds will appreciate this blend of actual science and "wait, that's not right" in one decorative package. Perfect for the scientist who wants guests to think twice before opening your fridge!

The derivative of Johnny Sin(s) with respect to x equals Johnny Cos(s). Pure calculus poetry right there. Mathematicians spend years learning derivatives just to appreciate this level of humor. The rest of us just nod along pretending we remember basic trigonometry from high school. I've used this joke exactly once at a department meeting and still haven't recovered from the silence that followed.

The nuclear energy supporter is having NONE of that renewable energy slander! First panel: our nuclear enthusiast is defending wind and solar from lies. Second panel: some cartoon dude shows up screaming about nuclear being scary. Third panel: *SPLAT* 💥 This is basically every energy policy debate on Twitter compressed into three panels. The irony? Nuclear power has one of the lowest death rates per terawatt-hour of any energy source - even lower than solar and wind! But try explaining that at Thanksgiving dinner without someone having a meltdown. Pun absolutely intended.

The eternal cosmological chicken-and-egg paradox that keeps physicists up at night. If physical laws govern how the universe operates, but those laws couldn't exist without a universe to operate in... we've got ourselves a causality loop that would make Einstein reach for the aspirin. Some theorize laws of physics transcend our universe, existing in some abstract platonic realm. Others suggest they emerged with spacetime itself during the Big Bang. Either way, it's the kind of philosophical conundrum that turns department meetings into existential crises. Next week: "Which requires more energy—explaining this paradox or just accepting we don't know?"

Mathematicians trying to escape capitalism with divergent series is peak desperation. The meme exploits Ramanujan's famous result that the sum of all positive integers equals -1/12, which sounds absurd but is actually a complex analytical continuation result. Unfortunately, banks don't accept mathematical paradoxes as currency. Trust me, I've tried paying my mortgage with the Banach-Tarski paradox—apparently creating two houses from one isn't "legitimate refinancing." The sunglasses on Ramanujan just complete the "mathematical heist" vibe.

Behold the pinnacle of chemistry dad jokes! This brilliant pun plays on the phonetic similarity between "elephant" and "element" while showing two elephants (an "elly" and its "phant") connected by a trunk-to-mouth bond. In chemistry, covalent bonds are indeed among the strongest molecular connections, but clearly not as unbreakable as this pachyderm partnership. Chemistry students everywhere are simultaneously groaning and adding this to their collection of nerdy jokes to torture their lab partners with. Trust me, I've been torturing undergrads with jokes like this since before most of you were born.