Catching Distant Galaxies In Her Webb

Heaven's admission test is apparently the Krebs cycle. That's right - your eternal salvation depends on remembering how pyruvate gets converted to acetyl-CoA before entering that circular metabolic nightmare. Biology professors weren't kidding when they said "this will be important for your future" - they just didn't specify it was your afterlife they were talking about! Next time someone asks why you're studying biochemistry at 2am, just tell them you're securing your spot in paradise. The pearly gates don't open for those who can't recite all eight steps of cellular respiration!

The most brilliant math joke hiding in plain sight! This shows France's map as a mathematical revolution around the z-axis—literally a "French Revolution." The country is rotating in 3D coordinate space, with the blue representing the post-revolution orientation. Mathematicians and historians collectively shedding tears of joy at this perfect pun. Next time someone asks what polar coordinates are good for, just point to this masterpiece of computational humor. Marie Antoinette might have lost her head, but this graph is losing its axis!

Ever notice how academia's solution to expensive robots is exploiting grad students? On the left: a million-dollar AI requiring PhD-level maintenance and regular updates. On the right: a lab doge who works for kibble wages, runs on pizza fuel, and can be emotionally manipulated with deadlines! The true innovation in science isn't the technology—it's figuring out how to get humans to work for less than machines. Universities have perfected this economic model for centuries. Who needs silicon when you have desperate students with crippling imposter syndrome? That's the real breakthrough!

Nothing says "chill vibes" quite like contemplating the heat death of the universe! The meme brilliantly combines Hawking radiation (where black holes slowly evaporate by emitting particles), maximum entropy (complete disorder, aka the universe's way of saying "I'm done organizing"), and a Douglas Adams reference—all while Morty looks completely unfazed by existence literally ending. Because honestly, what's more relatable than responding to cosmic annihilation with a blank stare? Just another Tuesday in spacetime! For the non-physics nerds: Hawking radiation is Stephen Hawking's theory that black holes aren't actually eternal. They leak particles and eventually evaporate completely. When the last one goes poof, that's basically the universe saying "thanks for playing" before shutting down the simulation.

Behold! The mathematician's courage test! Just like how some brave souls claim "mmmm beer" when facing a pint, mathematicians boldly declare "every function is differentiable if you're not a coward!" 🍺📊 This is pure mathematical rebellion! In reality, functions need to be continuous to be differentiable, but after enough liquid courage, suddenly those pesky step functions and absolute value corners look suspiciously smooth! Just squint hard enough and ignore those discontinuities! Who needs rigor when you've got audacity?! It's the same energy as saying "every matrix is diagonalizable" - technically false, but with enough mathematical bravado (or beer), who's counting?

The age-old "humans are designed to eat meat" argument gets beautifully demolished here. Sure, compare our pathetic blunt teeth to a tiger's razor daggers or even a herbivore's grinding molars. News flash: we evolved opposable thumbs and big brains precisely so we wouldn't have to tear animals apart with our dental equipment. That's what tools are for! The commenter nails it - humans don't typically perform their kills via dramatic face-lunging. We're the species that invented the microwave dinner, for crying out loud. Our evolutionary superpower isn't our teeth; it's our ability to create TikTok videos explaining why we're apex predators while ordering delivery sushi.