The Two Types Of Scientists

Look at Professor Whiskers here, with his bow tie and glasses, dividing humanity into statistical camps. The truth hurts, doesn't it? In science, extrapolating from incomplete data is basically just educated guessing with confidence. It's the difference between saying "I think" and "The data suggests." Some scientists wait for complete datasets before drawing conclusions (bless their patient hearts), while others boldly predict climate patterns from three temperature readings and a hunch. The cat knows what's up—nothing screams "trust me, I'm a scientist" like a fluffy white feline in a bow tie making sweeping generalizations about humanity while surrounded by chemistry equipment.