Why Einstein Wasn't Using Einstein's Notation

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The eternal mystery of electrical circuits - baffling the untrained mind since 1879! The lightbulb doesn't need surveillance equipment to know when to turn on. It's just completing a circuit, people! When you flip that switch, you're literally creating a path for electrons to flow through the wires to the bulb. No CIA microphones, no tiny cameras, no lightbulb consciousness awakening. Just basic physics doing its thing while conspiracy theorists lose sleep wondering if their lamps are spying on them. Next up: How does the refrigerator know to make that clicking sound when nobody's watching? 🕵️‍♂️

The eternal battle between mass and weight claims another victim! This meme brutally roasts people who think 1kg of steel weighs more than 1kg of feathers. Spoiler alert: they're BOTH 1kg! 🤦‍♂️ The bell curve shows the distribution of intelligence, with the confused souls on both ends insisting steel weighs more (despite identical mass), while the enlightened middle understands basic physics. The title refers to "point masses" (idealized objects with mass but no volume) and pokes fun at flat-earthers who believe gravity is just acceleration. Remember kids, mass is an intrinsic property - 1kg is 1kg whether it's neutron stars or cotton candy! Though I still want to see someone try to carry both and tell me which "feels" heavier... *mad scientist cackle*

The perfect electrical pun doesn't exi— Wait, it does! Playing on Voltaire's famous quote about the Holy Roman Empire being "neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire," this meme gives us the abbreviated unit "Amp" versus the full "Ampere" named after André-Marie Ampere, and "Volt" versus... Voltaire himself! Electricity nerds just short-circuited from laughter. The resistance to this joke is futile!

The ultimate physics joke that hits harder than Thanos' snap! When measuring momentum (p = mv), you can know either the position or the momentum precisely, but never both at the same time—thanks to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The punchline plays on "cost" having dual meanings: the sacrifice required (position precision) and the monetary sense. Just like that, quantum mechanics ruins another perfectly good experiment. Physics teachers everywhere are quietly nodding in approval while their students groan.

Mathematical tautologies hitting different in those 8 AM lectures! The professor dropping mind-bending definitions like "a straight line is just a curve that forgot how to curve." It's giving the same energy as "water is just boneless ice" or "sleep is death without the commitment." Next up: circles are just pointy objects with infinite points. Mind = blown. 🤯