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The ultimate renewable energy plan that Big Oil doesn't want you to know about! This meme brilliantly shows how we could solve the energy crisis with just one grave robbery and some basic physics violations. First, dig up Newton, who's probably already spinning in his grave at how we've butchered his laws. Then, watch as the father of classical mechanics goes into full rotational mode when he sees what we've done with "troll physics." Finally, slap a generator on him and—boom—infinite energy! It's basically the scientific equivalent of putting buttered toast on a cat's back. Sure, it might violate conservation of energy, but think of the electricity bills you'll save! Newton's third law states that for every physicist rolling in their grave, there's an equal and opposite opportunity for a terrible meme.

Someone's taken the classic phase diagram from thermodynamics and transformed it into culinary science gold! Instead of boring old solid-liquid-gas transitions, we've got a masterpiece mapping food states based on viscosity and solid fraction. The "Bolognese critical point" is where food physics gets wild - that perfect sauce consistency that's neither too chunky nor too runny. And don't get me started on the "stew gap" - that mysterious region between sauce and soup that kitchen scientists have debated for centuries. This is basically what happens when a physicist gets hungry during lab hours and decides to apply scientific rigor to dinner.

First you're like "OMG GAUSS'S LAW IS AMAZING!" because it lets you calculate electric fields with beautiful symmetry. That rush when you realize you can solve complex problems with a simple closed surface integral! 🤩 Then reality hits harder than a coulomb force - you run out of those perfect spheres, cylinders, and planes. Suddenly you're sobbing through partial differential equations for irregular shapes. Physics giveth, and physics taketh away! 😭

The Nobel Committee's gatekeeping is brutal! Scientists spend decades making groundbreaking discoveries in dark matter, quantum computing, and computational algorithms only to get the academic equivalent of "nice try, buddy." Meanwhile, AI researchers are like that overexcited friend who swears their startup idea will revolutionize everything: "Bro, it's AI! It's coming! Trust me bro!" And somehow they're taken seriously despite having the same energy as someone trying to sell you cryptocurrency at Thanksgiving dinner. The scientific hierarchy is real - you can discover the fundamental building blocks of the universe, but if you're using the "wrong" methods or working in the "wrong" field, prepare for that condescending Nobel pat on the head. Science politics makes high school popularity contests look fair.

The eternal unit conversion drama! In the top panels, we see the peaceful coexistence of measurement systems shaking hands - kilograms with pounds, meters with inches - each with their own zero point. But then chaos erupts! The bottom panel shows the temperature scales having an absolute meltdown because Celsius, Fahrenheit, and Kelvin all have different zero points. While mass and length units just differ by a conversion factor, temperature scales are like that one family member who has to be difficult at Thanksgiving dinner. At least Kelvin is absolute about where zero actually means ZERO (as in no molecular motion). The others? Just arbitrary freezing points of water and... whatever Fahrenheit was thinking.

From coal to uranium, our energy evolution is basically just finding more dramatic ways to boil water. The "old energy" shows a stick figure casually watching coal (C) heat water, while "new energy" shows the same process with uranium (U), but now we're wearing hazmat suits because... progress? Thirty thousand years of human innovation and we're still just making fancy tea kettles that could kill us.