They Must Have Had A Terrific Father-Son Relationship

Engineers living in their own mathematical multiverse! Three Spider-Men pointing at each other, but they've transformed into the unholy trinity of engineering constants: e (Euler's number), π (pi), and √g (square root of gravity). To the untrained eye, these mathematical abominations pointing fingers is CHAOS. To engineers? Just another Tuesday! They'll happily round π to 3, treat √g as 3, and e as 3... because who needs precision when you've got deadlines? The building might lean a bit, but hey—it's within acceptable parameters! *twirls calculator maniacally*

The academic hierarchy strikes again! Non-STEM majors see engineers as sophisticated microscope-wielding intellectuals, while math and physics majors see them as Patrick Star with a hammer. 😂 It's the perfect illustration of perspective in academia - everyone's an expert until you meet someone who thinks your complex calculations are just glorified hammering! The relativity isn't just in Einstein's equations, it's in how we judge each other's disciplines!

The natural habitat of a physics major, perfectly captured! From the sacred texts of Classical Electrodynamics (aka "Jackson" - the book that's broken more spirits than failed experiments) to the Python programming language (because why solve one equation when you can simulate a million?). The essentials continue with LaTeX for writing equations that look prettier than they actually are, scientific calculators with more buttons than you'll ever use, and Interstellar (because nothing says "I understand physics" like explaining why the movie got time dilation wrong at parties). And of course, the holy constants: pH 180° (the perfect excuse to say "technically, I'm just being precise" when correcting someone) and 3.14 (π, the number that haunts every circular problem). Not pictured: the crushing existential dread when realizing you've spent 3 hours deriving an equation that was already in the textbook appendix.

Student celebrates surviving calculus only to discover thermodynamics and fluid mechanics are waiting to crush their soul. Classic engineering curriculum trap. You think you've conquered the final boss, but it was just the tutorial level. Thermodynamics doesn't just break your spirit—it conserves that broken spirit and transfers it directly into anxiety. And fluid mechanics? That's just calculus wearing a trench coat filled with partial differential equations and boundary conditions.

The eternal struggle of chemistry students everywhere! On the left, we have the poor soul trying to mentally balance complex redox reactions—brain literally turning into a tangled 3D maze. Meanwhile, converting Fahrenheit to Kelvin? Just pull the string in your empty skull and watch the magic happen! K = (°F + 459.67) × 5/9. The formula's so simple it requires exactly zero brain cells. Chemistry professors be like "calculate the oxidation state of vanadium in this compound" but then give you a temperature conversion on the exam as a pity point.

The ultimate dad joke meets chemistry! When the scientist says they "boiled water," the other person calls it "solid" (which water definitely isn't when boiling). Then tries to recover by saying "that's cool" - which is ALSO scientifically wrong since boiling water is, you know, HOT. The scientist's exasperation is the perfect punchline! It's a beautiful triple play on words that would make any chemistry teacher simultaneously laugh and cringe. States of matter jokes are apparently both hot AND cool... just don't tell that scientist!