That moment when you realize your theoretical physics dissertation on "Half BPS Wilson life defect in N=4 Super Yang-Mills" might not be the hottest skill on LinkedIn! 😂
Spent 7 years mastering super-complex mathematical frameworks that precisely three people in the world understand, only to discover that "proficient in Excel" would've been more marketable.
The existential crisis hits harder than any quantum paradox - trading elegant equations for a corporate job where the biggest theoretical problem is figuring out who keeps stealing lunches from the break room fridge!