The Substandard Model Of Elementary Particles

The Substandard Model Of Elementary Particles
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Welcome to the SUBSTANDARD MODEL of physics! Where quarks are named after generations (Boomer, Millennial, Gen Z), force carriers are mental illnesses, and dark matter is perpetually "under construction." 🤪

Instead of gluons binding quarks, we have actual glue! And forget gravitons—we've got "love" particles with a mass of 5.7 zg and a price tag of $1.5M because physics needed some romance, obviously!

My favorite part? The "Midichlorian" particle that costs $210M. George Lucas is apparently moonlighting as a particle physicist! The Force is strong with this Standard Model revision!

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