The Standard Model Of Generational Economics And Mental Illnesses

Someone's taken the Standard Model of particle physics and turned it into the most brilliant parody ever! Instead of quarks, we've got "Boomer," "Millennial," and "Gen Z" particles with prices that perfectly match their economic realities ($1B for Boomers vs $800M for Gen Z). The force carriers? Just straight-up labeled as "mental illnesses" including the "glueon" (glue), "Hugs" (with a heart emoji), and the newly added "love" particle with a suspiciously high price tag of $1.5M. The leptons section features "negatron" and "mewon" (complete with whiskey glasses), while bosons are now various types of "bozo." Physics has never been this financially accurate or emotionally resonant!