The Force Is Strong With This Standard Model

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The Force Is Strong With This Standard Model

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The Standard Model just had a midichlorian crisis! This hilarious reimagining transforms serious physics into a chaotic blend of Star Wars and internet culture. Quarks are now labeled as generational stereotypes (Boomer "up," Millennial "left," Gen Z "top"), while force carriers are literally mental illnesses. The midichlorian particle (with its hefty $210M price tag) joins fundamental forces like "love" and "Hugs" in this delightfully cursed physics framework. My favorite part? The "photo" boson that costs exactly $48k—apparently capturing quantum moments is as expensive as photography school! Physics professors worldwide are simultaneously laughing and having existential breakdowns.

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