Ever notice how physicists are totally chill explaining mind-bending concepts like black holes and multiverses, but completely lose their marbles over whether water is actually "wet"? 🤯
It's the ultimate scientific paradox! Water makes other things wet, but is water itself wet? The molecules are surrounded by... other water molecules! *frantically scribbles equations on whiteboard* The definition becomes a philosophical nightmare that turns confident astrophysicists into existential wrecks!
Meanwhile, they'll casually explain quantum entanglement over coffee like it's no big deal. The cosmic irony is simply *chef's kiss*.