The CIA Fears This One Simple Quantum Trick!

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The CIA Fears This One Simple Quantum Trick!

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Quantum mechanics just got personal! This brilliant meme weaponizes the double-slit experiment against surveillance. When photons pass through two slits, they create an interference pattern (wave behavior) when unobserved, but act like particles when measured. The stick figure turns this into a paranoia test - if you see interference patterns, congrats, you're alone! Two bands? Someone's watching and collapsed your wavefunction! The punchline with "Problem, Copenhagen?" is chef's kiss - taking a shot at the Copenhagen interpretation which states observation causes wavefunction collapse. Basically, quantum physics' most famous experiment reimagined as privacy protection against spies. The CIA would definitely want this classified!

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