The Atomic Misunderstanding

The guy's not wrong. The Zeroth Law basically says if A = B and B = C, then A = C. It's like discovering your coffee mug is the same temperature as your desk, and your desk is the same temperature as your keyboard, so—shocking revelation—your coffee mug is the same temperature as your keyboard. Physicists really spent centuries figuring that out and then had to awkwardly insert it as the "Zeroth" law because they'd already numbered the others. Classic scientific numbering crisis. Next they'll tell us water is wet.

Oh boy, someone's confusing correlation with causation in the most spectacular way! The meme shows someone claiming water's boiling and freezing points are "mathematical proof of God" rather than, you know, basic chemistry and physics. It's like saying "the sky is blue, therefore unicorns exist!" The beauty of science is that water's phase transitions are explained perfectly by molecular forces and thermodynamics - no divine intervention required! Those nice round numbers? That's just us humans designing the Celsius scale specifically to make water's phase changes happen at convenient values. In Fahrenheit or Kelvin, the numbers aren't nearly as "divine"! 🔬💧

The hierarchy of mathematical respect in three panels: Mathematics declares itself the cosmic overlord: "I'm everywhere, inevitable, undeniable." Pure, abstract, and smug about it. Physicists reluctantly bow to their mathematical master. They need those equations to describe reality, even if they occasionally mutter "spherical cow" under their breath. Engineers? They're cackling maniacs who treat math like silly putty. "π equals 3? Close enough! Let's quadruple that safety factor and call it a day." The mathematical gods weep, but the bridge still stands.

Physicists running away from calculus is like trying to escape your own shadow. The moment mathematicians proudly unveiled calculus, physicists were like "NOPE, NOT TODAY SATAN!" But guess what? From Newton's laws to quantum mechanics, those differential equations chase physicists everywhere they go. It's the mathematical equivalent of that clingy ex who somehow shows up at every party. No matter how hard they try to dodge it, physicists end up in a committed relationship with calculus for life. Resistance is futile!

That face when your professor casually drops the thermodynamics equivalent of a nuclear bomb on your exam! Engineering students know the pain - one minute you're happily solving ideal gas problems, the next you're thrown into a chaotic nightmare where NOTHING is ideal. Non-adiabatic? Turbulent flow? Non-ideal compressible fluids? That's basically the professor saying "Forget all those simplified models you learned. Welcome to the real world where everything is messy and your calculator might actually start crying."

Behold the supreme sorcerer of science - the letter K! While mere mortals struggle with remembering one or two constants, K flexes with its multidimensional presence across physics. This magnificent letter doesn't just appear in one equation - it dominates the entire scientific multiverse from thermal conductivity to Boltzmann's constant. And let's not forget its side hustle as "replies from crush" - because apparently K has time to ghost your texts while simultaneously holding the fabric of thermodynamics together. The ultimate flex isn't having multiple arms; it's being the most overworked symbol in the scientific alphabet.