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Rip Those Symbols

Rip Those Symbols
Poor John Dalton thought he was revolutionizing chemistry with his element symbols, only to have Berzelius swoop in with a better system! In 1803, Dalton created circular symbols for elements in his atomic theory work, feeling super proud. Then Jöns Jacob Berzelius came along in 1813 with those one or two-letter abbreviations we all know today (H, O, Na, etc.) and BOOM—Dalton's symbols became chemistry's equivalent of Betamax tapes. Chemistry's greatest ghosting story! The scientific equivalent of spending hours on your outfit only to have someone else show up in something way cooler. 💔

The Original Scientific Ghosting Story

The Original Scientific Ghosting Story
The chemistry world's original ghosting story! John Dalton proposed element symbols based on English names (like O for Oxygen, H for Hydrogen) in 1803, feeling pretty smug about his brilliant system. Then Berzelius swooped in with those Latin-based symbols we use today (Fe for Ferrum/Iron, Na for Natrium/Sodium), and Dalton's contribution got completely sidelined. Talk about a scientific rejection that still stings two centuries later! Poor guy probably muttered "I created atomic theory too, you know" at parties for the rest of his life.

Chemistry Left The Chat

Chemistry Left The Chat
Romanticizing atomic theory to explain human attraction? That's what happens when you flunk Chemistry 101 but still want to sound deep at parties. The atoms in your body have been recycled through countless organisms, stars, and motorcycle exhaust systems for billions of years. By this logic, you're cosmically attracted to literally everything, including that gas station burrito you regretted at 2am. Next time someone tries this pickup line, remind them that conservation of mass means they're also sharing atoms with every public toilet seat since the Big Bang. So romantic!

Friendly Reminder That The Bohr Model Is Wrong

Friendly Reminder That The Bohr Model Is Wrong
The scientific hypocrisy is DELICIOUS! 🤓 Scientists mock astrology as "made up nonsense" but then teach the Bohr model to every student despite knowing it's completely wrong! Those neat little electron orbits? Pure fantasy! Electrons don't circle the nucleus like planets—they exist as probability clouds in quantum states! It's like teaching kids that storks deliver babies and then expecting them to perform surgery. The irony could power a small particle accelerator!

The Plum Pudding Panic

The Plum Pudding Panic
The meme brilliantly plays on the word "atom" by creating a visual pun: "Atom" → "look inside" → plum + pudding, which references the obsolete "plum pudding model" of atomic structure proposed by J.J. Thomson in 1904. In this early atomic model, electrons were thought to be embedded throughout a positively charged substance like plums in a pudding. The cat's wide-eyed reaction perfectly captures how modern physicists feel about this hilariously outdated model that was disproven by Rutherford's gold foil experiment. Scientists abandoned this model over a century ago, but it remains a charming relic of scientific history that makes physics nerds snicker uncontrollably.

When Wikipedia Is Your Only Source

When Wikipedia Is Your Only Source
This student essay is what happens when you combine deadline panic, Wikipedia, and a complete disregard for historical accuracy. Apparently, Bohr developed his atomic model at Cambridge (nope, Copenhagen), experimented with "the cell" (wrong science, buddy), and was simultaneously fleeing Nazis while they hadn't yet invaded Denmark. My favorite part is how Rutherford "deserted" Bohr, as if they were in some physics soap opera. The cherry on top? Claiming Bohr won only one Nobel Prize "in physics" like that's somehow disappointing. This paper deserves a Nobel Prize in Creative Fiction.

The Atomic Misunderstanding

The Atomic Misunderstanding
The perfect chemistry pickup line doesn't exi-- 💥 BOOM! Two people talking about pudding, but they're on completely different wavelengths! While she's thinking about delicious Christmas pudding, our science nerd is mentally picturing the Plum Pudding Model of the atom! Classic physics joke that would make J.J. Thomson proud (and probably hungry)! The Plum Pudding Model was an early atomic theory where electrons were thought to be embedded in a positively charged "pudding" - before we discovered the nucleus. It's the perfect nerdy miscommunication that happens when you're fluent in science-speak!

The Atomic Assassination Timeline

The Atomic Assassination Timeline
The EVOLUTION OF ATOMIC THEORY: A DEADLY LINEUP! Thomson's plum pudding model sits there smugly like "yeah, I've got electrons floating in positive goo, what about it?" Meanwhile, Rutherford's model is taking aim with its orbiting electrons, ready to blow holes in Thomson's theory. Bohr's model is backing up Rutherford with those fancy quantized orbits. But WAIT—hiding in the shadows is quantum mechanics with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, ready to absolutely DEMOLISH everyone's neat little orbits with "Sorry folks, you can't know position AND momentum simultaneously!" It's basically the atomic theory family reunion where each generation wants to murder its predecessors! 🔬⚛️

That's Not How It Works

That's Not How It Works
Niels Bohr, father of atomic structure theory, shown hitting the emergency meeting button like he's playing Among Us. The audacity of suggesting atoms might have multiple electrons must have triggered his scientific fight-or-flight response. Meanwhile, the entire periodic table sits there awkwardly, already containing elements with dozens of electrons. Pretty sure Bohr's model literally accounts for multiple electron shells. Next groundbreaking question: "What if water is actually wet?"