Resistance Is Futile But Fashionable

The genius of this pun is astronomical! What you're seeing is Max Planck, the father of quantum theory, in a plank position ! Get it? Planck... plank? 😂 He revolutionized physics with his quantum theory but here he's revolutionizing core strength! The man who discovered energy comes in discrete packets (quanta) is now demonstrating perfect exercise form in his formal attire. Holding that position probably feels like waiting for quantum equations to resolve - takes forever but totally worth it!

Space engineers: "Our spacecraft can withstand extreme conditions!" Tiny cosmic dust grain at 0.9c: "Hold my relativistic energy." The kinetic energy of a microscopic dust particle moving at 90% light speed relative to a spacecraft would create an explosion that makes nuclear weapons look like firecrackers. It's basically the universe's way of saying "size doesn't matter when you're moving really, REALLY fast."

The scientific equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and yelling "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Nuclear scientists spend decades researching safety protocols and risk assessments, only for someone who once watched a Simpsons episode to declare it all irrelevant because "what about that one scenario you didn't mention?" It's like bringing 99 studies to a knife fight where your opponent's weapon is "but my cousin's friend said..." This selective hearing phenomenon isn't unique to nuclear debates. Climate science, vaccines, GMOs—all victims of the "but what about THIS cherry-picked concern" defense. If scientific evidence were a basketball team, these folks would be focusing on the one missed free throw in an otherwise perfect game.

Einstein would be so proud! This duck is living its best physics life by demonstrating relative motion in the most epic way possible. From the duck's perspective, it's just chilling on a stationary surface while the world zooms by at 550 mph. Meanwhile, from our perspective, this duck is the ultimate daredevil with iron webbed feet! The title references Einstein's theory of relativity - motion is relative to your frame of reference. That duck isn't flying through the air; the air is flying past the duck! Next-level science flex from our feathered physicist friend.

Poor Physics, just trying to stay afloat while CS, AI, and Data Science get all the attention and funding. Meanwhile, Mathematics is sitting at the bottom of the academic ocean like some forgotten deity, silently supporting the entire scientific enterprise while everyone else gets the glory. Without Math, the rest would be flailing in the shallow end asking "how do I computer?" Yet here we are in 2025, throwing money at anything with "machine learning" in the title while the fundamental sciences drown. The hierarchy is real, folks - Math is the skeleton, Physics is the struggling middle child, and tech buzzwords are the spoiled brats getting all the birthday presents.

Before Newton "invented" gravity, people were just floating around pretending to be dead! 😂 The comic brilliantly pokes fun at the common misconception that Newton "invented" rather than "discovered" gravity. It's like saying people could just float before Newton came along and ruined everyone's anti-gravity party! The soldiers checking for dead bodies suddenly find everyone popping up once gravity is discovered - because apparently without gravity, how would they know who's actually dead versus who's just pretending to float there? Physics humor at its finest!