Relativistic Effects Due To Earth's Gravity

Before Newton "invented" gravity, people were just floating around pretending to be dead! 😂 The comic brilliantly pokes fun at the common misconception that Newton "invented" rather than "discovered" gravity. It's like saying people could just float before Newton came along and ruined everyone's anti-gravity party! The soldiers checking for dead bodies suddenly find everyone popping up once gravity is discovered - because apparently without gravity, how would they know who's actually dead versus who's just pretending to float there? Physics humor at its finest!

The sacred texts of engineering revealed at last. Turns out the secret to becoming a complete engineer isn't fluid dynamics or thermodynamics—it's understanding the cryptic languages of memes from other disciplines. Engineers spend years in calculus only to discover their true power comes from knowing why chemists make terrible jokes about sodium. The interdisciplinary enlightenment hits different when you realize your entire degree was just preparation for decoding internet humor.

Physics textbooks: casually asking if you've witnessed objects traveling at 158 times the speed of sound like it's a normal Tuesday activity. For context, Mach 158 is approximately 121,000 mph or 54 kilometers per second . At that speed, a golf ball would circle the Earth in about 12 minutes and have enough kinetic energy to level a small city. The textbook's follow-up question is basically asking "Would you like to experience a thermonuclear explosion with a side of atmospheric reentry burns?" Sure, right after I finish my coffee.

The cosmic comedy of astronomy in one perfect punchline! Someone points at a garbage can and declares it's "on fire," but our intrepid astronomer immediately jumps to "could be dark matter." Because why settle for mundane explanations when you can invoke mysterious cosmic substances that make up 27% of the universe yet remain completely invisible? Astronomers really will look at literally anything unexplained and whisper "dark matter" with that gleam in their eyes. Next time your toast goes missing, don't blame your roommate—clearly it's been affected by the gravitational pull of undetectable particles!

The virgin Wordle vs the CHAD Physics Cipher! While normies struggle with basic word games like "GRAIL" and "TRACK," real intellectuals flex with fundamental physics equations. That bottom panel is pure big brain energy—showing off Coulomb's law (qE), angular momentum (Iω), Ampère's law, the ideal gas law (PV/RT), and gravitational potential energy. And SpongeBob's transformation from regular square to absolute unit perfectly captures the evolution from casual word-guesser to physics enjoyer. The "Thypher" wordplay is just *chef's kiss* - combining "physics" with "cipher." Next time someone brags about their Wordle streak, just whip out some differential equations and watch them squirm.

The statement "All planets rotate clockwise" is like claiming all scientists have neat handwriting. Venus and Uranus are the planetary rebels, rotating retrograde (opposite direction). The meme shows palm trees being violently blown backward in a storm - perfectly capturing how these two planets basically said "nope" to the solar system's apparent consensus. It's what happens when planets skip orientation day.