Red Makes You Faster

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Red Makes You Faster

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The ultimate nerd hierarchy in action! This meme perfectly captures the three tiers of understanding the "red makes things faster" phenomenon:

Top tier: The red robot who simply embodies the principle without questioning it. Pure machine logic.

Middle tier: The blue aliens who "understand physics" - they grasp the Doppler effect, where objects moving toward you appear bluer (blue-shifted) and objects moving away appear redder (red-shifted). They think they're clever for knowing this correlation.

Bottom tier: The green orcs who "laugh at physics" because they've transcended to the ultimate truth - in Warhammer 40K lore, red vehicles literally go faster because of the collective psychic belief of the Ork species. Their shared conviction actually warps reality!

It's the scientific equivalent of "you're not wrong, you're just on a completely different level." The more you know about fictional physics, the harder you'll laugh!

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