Quantum Computing: Big On Promises, Short On Delivery

Ever wondered where your favorite physicist falls on the moral compass? This D&D-style alignment chart is basically the physics department's unofficial yearbook. Euler as Lawful Good makes sense—the man gave us more formulas than a textbook index. Meanwhile, Tesla sits at Chaotic Good because he wanted to give everyone free electricity (and talked to pigeons). Then there's Newton at Lawful Evil—brilliant but would absolutely destroy your career if you crossed him. And Schrödinger? Chaotic Evil until observed, then possibly just misunderstood. The best part? This is exactly how physicists procrastinate instead of finishing that grant proposal due tomorrow.

Ever notice how electrical engineers have the most charged sense of humor? This brilliant pun combines electrical resistance with cult-like devotion! The resistor (that yellow-orange component) is literally preaching to a congregation of followers who respond with "Ohmmmmm" – simultaneously referencing the unit of electrical resistance (Ohms) and the meditative chant. The mountain backdrop gives it that perfect "secret society" vibe. Honestly, this is what happens when engineers are left unsupervised with drawing software for too long.

The internet's version of nuclear fission! Someone claims to calculate "valence electrons in a nucleus" while bragging about their 150 IQ, only to get absolutely demolished by basic atomic theory. Electrons exist in electron shells around the nucleus, not inside it. The nucleus contains only protons and neutrons. That final "Boom!" is the sound of pseudo-intellectual posturing getting vaporized faster than particles in a hadron collider. Nothing exposes fake genius quite like elementary science errors.

The ultimate scientific shitpost from a frustrated physicist! This satirical takedown of cosmology research is basically what happens when you've stared at too many simulation results without sleep. The meme mocks how cosmologists name eras, simulate massive structures with questionable real-world applications, and use complex mathematical notation (that Γ α,lm and η equation is pure gibberish designed to look intimidating). The bottom panels showing actual cosmological visualizations with question marks perfectly capture that moment in every physics presentation when the presenter says "as you can clearly see" and everyone just nods politely while understanding absolutely nothing. The "Hello I would like apples please" with Earth as the 'o' is just *chef's kiss* absurdist humor that perfectly captures academic burnout.

Ever stared at a physics textbook wondering if it's written in alien hieroglyphics? The chart shows how our modern alphabet evolved from Proto-Sinaitic through Phoenician, Ancient Greek, and Roman scripts—but physics equations seem to have preserved every single extinct symbol! Physics professors be like: "This simple equation uses only 17 Greek letters, 4 Hebrew characters, and whatever this squiggle is that I just invented." Meanwhile, students frantically search their keyboards for Ω, ψ, and θ while questioning their life choices. The true universal language isn't math—it's the collective confusion of students wondering why we couldn't just stick with the 26 perfectly good letters we already had.